6/3/08
Bananas. BANANAS! List archive- film
1987 (!)
10. The Secret of My Success
9. Dragnet
8. The Lost Boys
7. The Living Daylights
6. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
5. Stakeout
4. Beverly Hills Cop II
3. Throw Momma From the Train
2. The Princess Bride
1. La Bamba
1988
10. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
9. Beetlejuice
8. Crocodile Dundee II
7. Hot to Trot
6. Short Circuit II
5. Big
4. Willow
3. U2: Rattle and Hum
2. Cocktail
1. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
1989
10. Ghostbusters II
9. Heathers
8. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
7. License To Kill
6. Parenthood
5. Dead Poets Society
4. Batman
3. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
2. Pet Sematary
1. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
1990
10. Flatliners
9. Presumed Innocent
8. Pretty Woman
7. Ghost
6. Young Guns II
5. Wild At Heart
4. Total Recall
3. Die Hard II
2. Back to the Future Part III
1. Pump Up The Volume
1991
10. City Slickers
9. The Addams Family
8. Point Break
7. The Silence of the Lambs
6. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
5. Dead Again
4. Dying Young
3. Terminator II: Judgment Day
2. Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves
1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
1992
10. The Last of the Mohicans
9. Howard's End
8. Wayne's World
7. Basic Instinct
6. Sneakers
5. Batman Returns
4. Lethal Weapon III
3. The Player
2. Leaving Normal
1. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
1993
10. The Firm
9. The Age of Innocence
8. Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas
7. Indian Summer
6. In The Line of Fire
5. Indecent Proposal
4. Jurassic Park
3. True Romance
2. A Perfect World
1. The Fugitive
5/27/08
R.E.M. Burnaby 05/23/08
My entire review of Accelerate, that is.
R.E.M., as previously mentioned, has been both my teen-obsession and later my default favorite band- my only feasible opportunities to see them live have occurred in the 'default' era, and I've managed to miss them for some damned reason or another for the last ten-fifteen years. Yet through a series of serendipitious events last week I made it to their kickoff world tour show in Burnaby, British Columbia, on Friday.
They're my active favorite band again. I understand, as one only can through a live music experience, where the Accelerate tracks come from now, and- this also happened at a Leonard Cohen show the previous week- in the live show I finally understood songs that I've heard 500 times yet always eluded me. Among them 'Second Guessing' and 'Time After Time' from Reckoning (!!!)-- I happened to be wearing a girlfriend-made, custom Reckoning cover art t-shirt at the show, but I doubt this had anything to do with it... or did it? Michael Stipe made a point of declaring that he could see each and every one of us in the first few rows- and you'd better believe I was nowhere else but in those first three rows-
If you're a fan, or even a lapsed fan, make a point of seeing them if you're able. It appears that they've never been happier to be playing live. It's contagious.
4/24/08
No Need For That, Now
4/23/08
Another Adendum

Of course the impending Kingdom of the Crystal Skull brought this back to mind. I'm finding there are quite a few people these days who have not seen this... never you mind the lack of CGI, youngsters- there's none in the new film either, yet I bet you'll be in the theatre. This is the most exciting film I've ever seen. There were a couple of moments in The Fellowship of the Ring that matched this excitement when I first saw it (eg. the crazy collapsing scene in the Mines of Moria), and upon seeing The Phantom Menace, the first ten minutes were Raiders-promising- but we all know how far that spun down the turlet once a certain J.J.B. came running out of the woods. From beginning to end, though, this film thrills no matter how many times I see it.

Wings of Desire, Wim Wenders, 1987.
Again, this was such an obvious top 20 choice that I just missed it completely. An angel named Damiel, played by Bruno Ganz, decides he doesn't want his wings anymore and descends to live among the people and experience earthly pleasures. Favorite lines come from Peter Falk, who plays himself and has an encounter with Damiel at the honeywagon on a film set-
"See this? This is a cuppa coffee.
This is a cigarette.
Put them together, and this is heaven."
Now that's my favorite line, but the rest of the script is poetic and gorgeous. The angels can hear what people are thinking, and it's so touching you'll die and go to heaven yourself.
I once saw Bruno Ganz walking down the street, in a trenchcoat similar to the one he wears in this film. I know he was probably in town to shoot a film, but I still like to think that I saw an angel.
4/12/08
4/3/08
R.E.M.- Accelerate

Yet this hasn't happened for quite some time- anyone who follows popular music will tell you that the general opinion has been that, since drummer Bill Berry left the band (conveniently, perhaps brilliantly, right after they were signed to an $80 million contract), the remaining three have been flailing about and throwing shit sandwiches onto the market. The self-proclaimed 'three legged-dog' R.E.M. have released a record for each leg since- Up, Reveal, and Around the Sun, and the praise for Accelerate has largely been formed in context with these LPs.
Some have compared it to the politically charged, guitar-driven Document from 1987, and the similarly 'rocking' Lifes Rich Pageant, from the year previous. No one should compare it to Murmur, their debut, or Reckoning, its follow-up, both of which are regularly referred to as essential items in the very canon of American music. Yet this collective R.E.M. as-four-piece- catalogue forms the basis for general categories of judgement that I've long adhered to when it comes to this band.
Firstly- musical innovation. From Murmur straight through Automatic for the People, this band has been completely unpredictable, practically sounding like a different band upon certain releases.
Secondly- frigging beautiful, universal songs. Your average Joe these days will default to Everybody Hurts, but take Perfect Circle, Camera, Wendell Gee, The Flowers of Guatemala, King of Birds, You Are The Everything, Half a World Away, Sweetness Follows, Let Me In, Be Mine- one from each of their first eleven records- and you've got yourself one staggeringly gorgeous mixtape.
Thirdly- killer pop songs. The One I Love, Stand, Losing My Religion, The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite, Man on the Moon- pretty ridiculous.
So these are the places I go, the tools I use when a new recording comes along. Up is pretty beautiful. Not for everyone, but remains interesting. Reveal, I think, is their bullshit record (All The Way to Reno (You're Gonna Be A Star)? Nope.), but has a couple of great tracks (The Lifting, I've Been High), and one classic of R.E.M. brand beauty (Beat A Drum). Around the Sun is unfairly derided, even by the band themselves. I think it's a passable heartbreak record, and more consistent than the previous two.
I think it's fascinating to watch artists work through things, and R.E.M., with perhaps the most creative leeway of any group on a major label, has been doing it in front of the entire world for the entirety of the 21st century.
Hence the big jizz-in-the-pants reaction to Accelerate. Yeah, they've got some focus back, yes, like their best recordings they sound like a brand new band, and a good one- but an interesting one?
Even on a first listen this album tends to wash over one in an indistinct blur of sound-without-melody. Living Well is the Best Revenge, Accelerate, Sing for the Submarine, and Horse to Water are all tight and propulsive, but the commitment and sincerity that made even the most indistinct tracks from Lifes Rich Pageant is missing. And the political themes- at one time Michael Stipe was practically a voice in the wilderness when it came to voicing political concern; nowadays he strikes me as riding the status quo. All of the above tracks remind me of, wait for it, Pearl Jam's last, similarly lauded record, as does Until the Day is Done, an environmental thing that could have come from Eddie Vedder's Into the Wild soundtrack. And Houston, concerning the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, might be the biggest waste of time R.E.M. has ever committed to tape. Where's the beauty, guys? Where are the melodies?
I'm getting pissed here, however. I should calm down. Man-Sized Wreath impresses me a bit, but mainly from hearing the smoking live version they put down in Dublin last year. Mr. Richards is, I think, my favorite track, and the only one that approaches the catchy/creative mojo they had going so well at their popular peak. Hollow Man might speak to me were I in an unsatisfied frame of mind. And the only song that does speak to me is the first single, Supernatural Superserious- which calls up memories of my high school days/daze, practically telling myself back to me and reminding me of when these guys ruled my very soul. But speaking through nostalgia is nowhere near as effective as engaging with immediacy.
One comment I made in my Neon Bible review was that I felt I wasn't in the right place, physically or emotionally, to connect properly with it. Then I got my ass to Montreal to see Arcade Fire live, listened to Neon Bible while buzzing around the city, and it made much more sense. Yet, that record, like this one, has an apocalyptic theme/vibe. Again, with both albums I feel they may have made more sense two years ago, when in my life I found myself living, driving, and working in various industrially ugly locales, smack in the worst era of Bush-hating, we're-all-fucked panic, and listening to doomsday-portenting, then-current recordings like Bright Eyes' I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning. It feels like R.E.M. is behind the times on this one. Things, though still fucked, are on the up-and-up in America- a celebratory sense would have been welcome, but for the sake of objectivity one has to take into account that these songs were written over the course of the last four years.
So perhaps this is just another step toward this band working on all fours (threes?) again. Perhaps, in a couple of years, things will all come together again in a weird, gestalt-y moment like they did for Document or Automatic for the People. But, if not, we've still got those records. And I'm not tired of them.
3/1/08
A man over
A man over-serious,
Then a boy over-serious,
Turns the wooden block over and over,
The surface seeming just as implacable
As its pounded, packed, interiors
A boy over-serious
Strains looking between the lines
The tiny dots on a page of his Green Lantern comic
Forces anxieties out of small confrontations
On the tops of buildings
Dressed-up threats exchanged between enemies
Who have only been so for two such panels
But nonetheless are enemies forever
In the free space between two buildings
In the free space they shout across
In swaths of stylish lettering
You will turn that wooden block over and over
You will wear it to a nub
Whittle it in your dotage to a fine sharp point
And bob it threateningly as best you can in your shriveled hand at those
Who’d laugh at you still
Who wouldn’t understand
The Diner, Onondaga County
The Diner, Onondaga County
Four of us bustle in laughing
Dirty comfortably unwashed from days of travel
Days of pillows in the backseat
The jukebox slurs to a halt
Heads turn incredulous stares
Either this or they don't care
Do we try or do we die
We try we order food and dine
Giggle over cd sized pancakes
Half raw like wet chalk dust
Finish off pay up piss walk out
A photo was taken outside
From the back window of the car
A man with a boiled hotdog
In one hand a coffee in the other
In the doorway leaving
Looking after us
Before he went to work and did his thing
O Friends
O friends, we go on singing, but
what do we know?
There are many impenetrable barriers.
O stinking Sarah, what do you mean now,
Heralding for us a new age,
All of us?
O questions, you will answer all of us,
And this we know so we go on loving
your exteriors travel
of terrorist envy when I threw
my eyes toward your sterile form
You were caught in that bright
square, that great equalizer,
That flashed you toward your
judgement in the hopeful dawns
of all mornings
Trying so hard not to be
human out there but at your
point of origin you had
to be burning.
None of us regret the way
the world works because we
can't. There is no such thing
as a devil until imagined by
millions with the mind of a movie
You're no victim, you flash out
there alive, your exteriors travel,
you crash a wave across
every conversation going and you
sink into the sand made of people
Now mud and how can it be but that
every mind must think toward you
when bonded by your evaporating water